Some Haikus, too

It seems that you all

have written many haikus

I feel I must join

I worry sometimes

I’ll marry someone pretty

Who’s really from space

I had too much sex

And all the pills were too small

So play some Bach, dear

My Haiku Dissents

From common prose and low thoughts

But transcends nothing

I spent a weekend

In Tijuana, with Mike

Only I came back

Once upon a time

There was a prudish princess

who died a virgin

A wolf ate my hand

But the joke’s really on him

I (was) ambidextrous

Am I the only one

Who worries constantly that

His zipper’s come down?